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Proof of Fascism

eightball1023 — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 13:08:40 CST

No one has ever said no to Oprah before and this very well might be due to the fact that she's initiated phase one of her plan. Just think about this, Oprah is encrypting another wavelength into her TV broadcast. Everyone in her audience had seen her show before and therefor obey her every command. This video just offers a hint of what would happen if someone were to have said no to Oprah. This subliminal mind control is only the start of her fascist ways.
As you may know Oprah has recently established a compound in South Africa called her "Leadership" Academy. You may say how nice of Oprah but this is really her training academy, her Military Leadership Academy, or MLA (Not related to the English language although that MLA is evil too). These few hand selected girls are being trained to lead Oprah's future army of evil.
Oprah is also most likely learning three languages, Russian, Chinese and Spanish. The reason for this will be explained in the section, Her Plans.

How to Defend Yourself

eightball1023 — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:56:33 CST

Oprah is most definitely a formidable opponent when it comes to anything and believe it or not she influences you everyday life. Being the all powerful overlord that she is there are ways to defeat her or at least defend yourself, these methods haven't been proved but could work. First off if Oprah is able to send her robot menace to attack you your one defense is Teflon. Robots cannot cling to Teflon no matter what the circumstances, so if you can climb a Teflon pole or line something with plumbing tape you'll be able to fend off her robotic minions. Next if Oprah is using thermal vision your best bet would be to go behind a large building or toward a flock of people, this would throw off her sight. To defend yourself against her mind control you need to either refrain from looking her into the eyes or wrap your head in some sort of metal such as tinfoil or possibly a metal lined hard hat, this should somewhat protect your mind. Another way to stop her mind control would be to disrupt it by adding another wavelength to the equation changing the message being transfered. To block out her control either go towards a radio tower or expose her to other wavelengths such as X-rays or microwaves. Lastly her acid breath would be the toughest thing to defend yourself against, you'd have to freeze it before it reached you or put a barrier between you and the acid. Seeing as her breath is most likely a pH of 12 you'd need either a solid concrete wall or some liquid nitrogen to stop her from disintegrating you. In conclusion Oprah is in fact one of the toughest modern day villains to defeat. To find out about protection on a global scale, once she's reached Mars, read the section Global Defenses.

Her Laser Cannon

eightball1023 — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:49:58 CST

The image to the left is what could very well be Oprah's laser cannon. It looks intimidating and has Earth locked on as its target. This cannon would probably be seen from Earth in the summer when Mars is closest. The laser would most likely be powered by a new found martian resource similar to uranium only it would create more energy during a reaction. In short her laser would be powered by the heat of fusion. The process for firing wouldn't be overly complex, first a reaction occurs in chamber one, next the energy is channeled into chamber two and then converted into heat and light, finally it is fired from the front of the cannon and at its target. Seeing as how the laser travels at the speed of light and the distance of Earth and Mars is less than a light year away, 55,746,199 km to be exact, we would have little time to setup a defense. Our only defense would be a giant mirror, which can be read about in the section "Fighting Back". Even if we managed to save ourselves once Oprah would still have the upper hand unless we retaliated.

Her Plans

eightball1023 — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 18:07:11 CST

Oprah is most likely initiating a 3 phase plan and phase one has just begun. In phase one she has built her training academy for the future dictators and her own disciples. Also in phase one is learning the languages Russian, in order to get her necessary tools off of the black market, Chinese, in order to further spread her mind control and command massive hordes of people, and Spanish, in order to create a war between the USA and Mexico resulting in the destroying the White house and replacing it with a giant statue of herself. She has also completed the mind control portion of phase one as everyone has been sucked into her reality. In phase two the action really heats up, when Mars becomes public property Oprah will call her scientologist friends such as John Travolta and Tom Cruise to beam her up a mother ship where she will take her followers and colonize Mars. The Oprah will announce her change of heart and begin harvesting the rare martian resources to further her rule and create super weapons such as a giant laser battery with which she can annihilate Earth. The reason Tom Cruise jumped on the chair at her show was a signal to the aliens that Oprah will soon be ready. The final phase will result in the destruction of Earth after her trained "Leaders" weed out the followers from the anti-Oprah, after being screened by Oprah those who obey her will gain admittance to her now established Mars colony, the others will be petrified and adorn her great hall. By now Oprah will have announced her plan to the worlds leaders but through her false guise of pacifism she will have dismantled all standing armies except her own. In doing so she will have the upper hand when she threatens humankind with her giant laser battery. In the end we will all either live on the Oprah Mars or possibly the safer Moon or Titan.

Why Mars?

eightball1023 — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 14:41:55 CST

You may be wondering why Oprah would go and colonize Mars, why not some other planet? Well the answer isn't very simple but can in fact be explained. First off Oprah has the resources to terraform Mars, make it more Earth like. She has the money and can easily begin her own space program, she already has a mother-ship and alien technology. If NASA was to reject her ideas all she'd have to do would be to invite their leader, Mike Griffin, to her show and he'd come back like some sort of Oprah loving zombie. Once she dismantles all opposition her sights are set on Mars, but first she needs to make it suit her requirements. First off she'd have to get green house gases transported to Mars and melt the ice caps to make water. Once Mars is looking like Earth it's time to bring in the trees, no just any trees but trees with some sort of membranes about them to retain their own gases. Then once Mars looks a bit greener Oprah will begin the colonizing phase, bubble cities will appear and soon her and her communist clan of followers will all move there. I say communist because they'll all be working together as one Oprah fascist unit. Each one will have their share in farming the biodomes, building houses, cooking meals, teaching the generation of tomorrow, etc... But once on Mars there will be a few very crucial buildings as to why Mars. The first is the mines, harvesting the deposits of coal, iron, oil, and other metals will make them about as plentiful as plastic on Earth. Oprah could either use these minerals as breaking points in Political issues or she could use them to expand her martian empire. Next would be the laser battery as mentioned in the section "Her Plans". This laser would aid her in decimating all opposition. The other important building would be the academy, in this academy her pretrained dictators would teach the Oprah youth how to rule in the steps of their master. So as you can see Mars would prove a vital part in Oprah's rule.

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eightball1023 — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 13:42:00 CST

This site is dedicated strictly to proving the true evil on this planet, Oprah Winfrey. She's evolving from Philanthropy to Fascism!