
You may be wondering why Oprah would go and colonize Mars, why not some other planet? Well the answer isn't very simple but can in fact be explained. First off Oprah has the resources to terraform Mars, make it more Earth like. She has the money and can easily begin her own space program, she already has a mother-ship and alien technology. If NASA was to reject her ideas all she'd have to do would be to invite their leader, Mike Griffin, to her show and he'd come back like some sort of Oprah loving zombie. Once she dismantles all opposition her sights are set on Mars, but first she needs to make it suit her requirements. First off she'd have to get green house gases transported to Mars and melt the ice caps to make water. Once Mars is looking like Earth it's time to bring in the trees, no just any trees but trees with some sort of membranes about them to retain their own gases. Then once Mars looks a bit greener Oprah will begin the colonizing phase, bubble cities will appear and soon her and her communist clan of followers will all move there. I say communist because they'll all be working together as one Oprah fascist unit. Each one will have their share in farming the biodomes, building houses, cooking meals, teaching the generation of tomorrow, etc... But once on Mars there will be a few very crucial buildings as to why Mars. The first is the mines, harvesting the deposits of coal, iron, oil, and other metals will make them about as plentiful as plastic on Earth. Oprah could either use these minerals as breaking points in Political issues or she could use them to expand her martian empire. Next would be the laser battery as mentioned in the section "Her Plans". This laser would aid her in decimating all opposition. The other important building would be the academy, in this academy her pretrained dictators would teach the Oprah youth how to rule in the steps of their master. So as you can see Mars would prove a vital part in Oprah's rule.